One day in the life of collector… Work

One day in the of a collector I Work in a furniture showroom, paint and design the kitchen In our small state there was such a man, as a circuit designer I Met with him recently, since came to this company a week ago a Male professional in his field, draws the original kitchen, takes into account technical aspects in Short, a Jack of all trades, but don’t develop his relationship with the collector, well, nothing I Have, too, as many collectors these guys that the complex cuisines are trying hard to blend in, to do anyhow, take the money and ran away from the apartment of the customer it’s not something quick, who wants the whole day to get a typical pipe “Appendix” younger Khrushchev Is, of course, bona fide collectors, but in food production it is very rare, but a couple of people our workaholics are almost always busy and literally selling like hot cakes now, Igor is constantly fighting with our collectors, who had to give to the work of their orders was Meaner then Igor to all the details – there are deficiencies, there are deficiencies In General, this position is correct, because the client then their discontent pours on the designer, even if he is not guilty in Short, over time, collectors have become some of the orders not to take Igor for Example, in his for a whole day of work they eat the whole brain, and the kitchen is a penny Hemorrhoids for the day, and exhaust in my pocket no this time too, poor Igor beat the nervous, picky that contract collector need to wait for five days, she didn’t even care Collect now and that’s all Good collector already on the road, the other, as usual, merged Igor thought, thought and decided to collect what cuisine is simple, unpretentious, what’s there to collect something But at least grandma won’t go then the shop to make you Know grandmothers, they would only popechitel In General, Igor went to the address and continue to lead the story from his face, I Came to her, over the threshold do not have time to come immediately to collect was sent To surprise my grandma led a , but even tea was not offered, silently went into the other room to look In General, I began the job, put the bottom of the module, top hung, threw the countertop and reached into the corner unit pull-out basket to attach the Basket to the Chinese, cheap, thread curve had to work hard I Climbed in the box, almost with his head, sit, pick, and suddenly, behind a hoarse male : – Hey, man! You top skapik-correct I frantically turned the balls and the nerve to be taken aback If the of a man’s arm is, why is she persecuted all who are not lazy with this build? Although I remember when I project to her left, she said to me that one Complaining about life in General, your pension Although, maybe a curious neighbor came Also my counselor Anyway, I slowed down for a while then silently Began to twist, and to get out and meet not want Harmful you sound like my wife Oh, and I had suffered with it at the time, the Woman is a disaster, the eyes and the eyes needed, but the box I’d tweak… How to call you? Me here nick – nick, I “very” nice, but if you’re a Professor, so go get it and patch it up! – I muttered to him, docuchina the basket – But I can’t! “Why not?” – I smirked because That’s a nerd But give advice all the professors, but as the comes up, then “can’t” Well, wait a minute, man come Out, he’ll finish it all Posures some more with the hated basket, I managed to listen to the sounds in the kitchen Stopped Looking, I guess, what more to complain about but the tea sipping and belly rubs I got out of the cabinets and surveyed the empty kitchen In the doorway stood and suspiciously looked at me – And you as as possible, my dear? To me, the roommate should be arriving , a new kitchen look I’m not even going to describe the following dialogue, I told her that if a Kohl adviser, was talking less of the language and joined in, the tea you could drink for a new kitchen right now to be honest Here, after the word “Kohl” eyes of the headstock has expanded to discharge the balls from the anime characters In the next moment everything happened so fast that I didn’t even realize the reaction of the stupid slowed down Grandma playfully jumped towards me and with an angry glance, hissed, there’s no what If for ten years That nick at the light sits and legs talks a damned rogue and shit On it with all his old force slammed his fist on the table, and then in my head sounded distinctly “eh, I told you, patch it up…” It all happened instantly, in a split second, and as as his fist came down on the top, from above there was a pathetic squeak Blow Crack my skull Sparks from his eyes, illuminated polkehn and gleam flashed in his eyes suddenly distraught I didn’t want to join nick and regretted not listen to the Bullet rushed to his suitcase, his head was Brewing a huge bump and a huge scandal I was still on the unfinished kitchen, completely indifferent to the fact that I soldered a fine if the old lady angry will are in the lounge, I off for the door screaming something like “I wanted to spit on eynuyu bureaucracy”, “Yes, you was sent here Kohl he wanted now I’ll give you a hot meeting”, “call the precinct!”, “only to rip off lonely old women!” and under a large and vociferous promise of three letters on all access a phone, as luck would have shouted that is urine And my ringtone melody is from the game “Angry birds” So all this was accompanied by an Orgy under an amicable laughter of pigs grunting With shame to burn can Head shot, the shot I got, but the money is not Strange that the grandmother more about yourself not recalled and the store didn’t come From that time, I realized that build’s none of my business Until now surprised, it is necessary to fall for such madness. I wonder if it’s her husband, I obtained, with the dead talking? Well done P S I heard of the trend from Igor, first Intro music, and then giggle these pigs, I have it all presented together with the deceased husband and grandmother and carrying out his legs, he Is just trash One day in the life of a collector I Work in a furniture showroom, paint and design the kitchen In our small state there was such a man, as a circuit designer I Met with him recently, since came to this company a week ago a Male professional in his field, draws the original kitchen, takes into account technical aspects in Short, on all hands the master, but don’t develop his relationship with the collector, well, nothing I Have, too, as many collectors these guys are that sophisticated kitchens are trying hard to blend in, to do anyhow, take the money and ran away from the apartment of the customer it’s not something quick, who wants the whole day to get around a typical pipe “Appendix” younger Khrushchev Is, of course, bona fide collectors, but in food production it is very rare, a couple of us workaholics are almost always busy and literally selling like hot cakes now, Igor is constantly fighting with our collectors, who had to give to the work of their orders was Meaner then Igor to all the details – there are deficiencies, then the deficiencies In General, this position is correct, because the client then their discontent pours on the designer, even if he is not guilty in Short, over time, collectors have become some of the orders not to take Igor for Example, in his grandmother for a whole day of work they eat the whole brain, and the kitchen is a penny Hemorrhoids for the day, and exhaust in my pocket no this time too, poor Igor beat the Grandmother nervous, picky that contract collector need to wait for five days, she didn’t even care Gather now, and it’s a Good collector is already on the road, the other, as usual, merged Igor thought, thought and decided to collect what cuisine is simple, unpretentious, what’s there to collect something But at least grandma won’t go then the shop to make you Know grandmothers, they would only popechitel In General, Igor went to the address and continue to lead the story from his face, I Came to her, over the threshold do not have time to come immediately to collect was sent To surprise my grandma led a quiet, but even tea was not offered, silently went into the other room to look In General, I began the job, put the bottom of the module, top hung, threw the countertop and reached into the corner unit pull-out basket to attach the Basket to the Chinese, cheap, thread curve had to work hard I Climbed in the box, almost with his head, sit poking around and suddenly a hoarse male voice: – Hey, man! You top skapik-correct I frantically turned the balls and the nerve to be taken aback If the grandmother of a man’s arm is, why is she persecuted all who are not lazy with this build? Although I remember when I project to her left, she said to me that one lives Complaining about life in General, your pension Although, maybe a curious neighbor came Also my counselor Anyway, I slowed down for a while then silently Began to twist, and to get out and meet not want Harmful you sound like my wife Oh, and I had suffered with it at the time, the Woman is a disaster, the eyes and the eyes needed, but the box I’d tweak… How to call you? Me here nick – nick, I “very” nice, but if you’re a Professor, so go get it and patch it up! – I muttered to him, docuchina the basket – But I can’t! “Why not?” – I smirked because That’s a nerd But give advice all the professors, but as the case comes up, then “can’t” Well, wait a minute, man come Out, he’ll finish it all Posures some more with the hated basket, I managed to listen to the sounds in the kitchen Stopped Looking, I guess, what more to complain about but the tea sipping and belly rubs I got out of the cabinets and surveyed the empty kitchen In the doorway stood grandmother and suspiciously looked at me – And you as soon as possible, my dear? To me, the roommate should be arriving soon, a new kitchen look I’m not even going to describe the following dialogue, I told her that if a Kohl adviser, was talking less of the language and joined in, the tea you could drink for a new kitchen right now to be honest Here, after the word “Kohl” eyes of the headstock has expanded to discharge the balls from the anime characters In the next moment everything happened so fast that I didn’t even realize the reaction of the stupid slowed down Grandma playfully jumped towards me and with an angry glance, hissed, there’s no what If for ten years That nick at the light sits and legs talks a damned rogue and shit On it with all his old force slammed his fist on the table, and then in my head sounded distinctly “eh, I told you, patch it up…” It all happened instantly, in a split second, and as soon as his fist came down on the top, from above there was a pathetic squeak Blow Crack my skull Sparks fell from his eyes, illuminated polkehn and gleam flashed in his eyes suddenly distraught grandmother I didn’t want to join nick and regretted not listen to the Bullet rushed to his suitcase, his head was Brewing a huge bump and a huge scandal I was still on the unfinished kitchen, completely indifferent to the fact that I soldered a fine if the old lady angry will are in the lounge, I off for the door screaming something like “I wanted to spit on eynuyu bureaucracy”, “Yes, you was sent here Kohl he wanted now I’ll give you a hot meeting”, “call the precinct!”, “only to rip off lonely old women!” and under a large and vociferous promise of three letters on all access a phone, as luck would have shouted that is urine And my ringtone melody is from the game “Angry birds” So all this was accompanied by an Orgy under an amicable laughter of pigs grunting With shame to burn can Head shot, the shot I got, but the money is not Strange that the grandmother more about yourself not recalled and the store didn’t come From that time, I realized that build’s none of my business Until now surprised, it is necessary to fall for such madness. I wonder if it’s her husband, I obtained, with the dead talking? Well done P S I heard of the trend from Igor, first Intro music, and then giggle these pigs, I have it all presented together with the deceased husband and grandmother and carrying out his legs, he Is just trash


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