Irredeemable irredeemable Wonderful ruble ruble… the ruble is a Fiat

Wonderful magic rouble in the old days you could buy if Christmas night, close to midnight, to catch a completely black cat, to put him in the bag and come out with him on the road leading to the cemetery On the road or at the cemetery wants to have a magical ruble met someone in a black robe, which stopped the traveler and asked about the contents of the bag to Respond should just say, bear black cat flushing Satan (and it was), wanting to rescue the cat offered him money – a million or two If you wanted to get rich had agreed to the proposed amount, then him and the end came, he fell through the earth If stood his ground, demanding for the cat, only the ruble, the reward was the wonderful Fiat is put it in your pocket and run home without turning round, and in the morning , can buy on the ruble even the whole world As they say, is fairy tale -lie, Yes in it a hint this hint I do not understand, listening on a warm summer evening by the pioneer campfire story about the magic of the ruble After curfew, when the camp came the relative silence, I came into the room, two friends Oleg and Paul Both smiled mysteriously Oleg, leader of the 4th detachment, was holding a strange wriggling bag from which he heard that evil snicker, then typical lingering howls I immediately realized what was happening, but only said that before Christmas almost half a year, and hence the result could be null Oleg replied briefly’ — I don’t wanna go to sleep! It is clear that after these words I just had to take part in a night hike And now imagine the scene: three big forehead in all seriousness gathered to March behind illusory. We were completely sober, although about a mind and a bright memory you can not say anything Definitely something that evening in our heads went off To the cemetery it was necessary to go through the village, a field sown with corn, and a birch grove — a total of a mile along the road I learned that black cat you guys “stole” from the porch of the village store, where he quietly dozing I offered for a complete “kit” to catch two more, but then I realized that twilight had fallen on the village, not that black, but cat will not make out Until midnight and stayed about an hour, so we walked, slowly, to entertain each other scary stories about vampires, witches and other evil spirits, who have always been an integral part of the pioneer folklore But the further we walked away from the camp and the village, the shorter became our stories are All somehow began to yawn incessantly, and the conversation somehow itself stopped We were coming to the birch grove, when I almost ran into coming towards us with great speed a cloud of dust the height of two meters Such pillars of dust in the villages called vstrechnoi Nothing special about them, a local tornado, but that day at Night with full wind from nowhere who undertook vstrechny to such an extent stirred up my imagination, that I first began to seriously question the appropriateness of this action on our adventures When we went into the grove, my doubts has increased many times have You ever been a night in the woods? Then you can see my state of Terrible darkness, where every stump or branch seem to be hidden monsters, the silence pressing on his ears, occasionally torn by a howling cat in the bag, and in addition to all the knowledge that just beyond the grove cemetery! In General, my impression in this night of wacky adventure only lasted for part of the way Fear of the unknown was stronger Out in the end, of the grove, I was about to admit it to friends, as suddenly behind us came a thin, raspy voice: – where are you guys going? Sure, surprise startled not only me Turning , we saw ourselves in the light of the moon small shoots the old lady with her gray hair, She carefully watched us and apparently waited for an answer We, as a team, a step back the Old oddly groaned, probably laughed, and then asked again: – And what have you got in the bag? Let’s see here! It is imperative reached for the bag his withered, bony hand Then something suddenly,’ the hand of an old woman with crooked fingers has become our eyes inexplicably to stretch in length, slowly approaching her throat Oleh atas, guys, let’s go! We rushed headlong under the saving the trees, leaving behind the horrible woman, and the cat in the bag Now, and the grove behind us, and half of a corn field, and we all escaped without under itself feet, Perhaps, if at that moment our path was a wide ravine, we would have flown, not even noticing! We stopped just on the outskirts of the village, when he realized that chase after us there Panting like a downtrodden horse, and wiping the sweat from his forehead, we frantically lit a cigarette and suddenly heard a familiar voice: – And that you guys ran? The old woman, the former not only as a , stood, arms akimbo, two steps away from us On her shoulder sat his yellow-green eyes, black cat! – Mother dear! – falsetto Paul cried out and, instinctively defending himself, threw the a half-smoked cigarette in the Last section to the camp became for us a real race for survival Disclosing a village street night wild cries, we like accipitrinae, ran from his own death, so as to tag along we were being chased by God knows whence undertaken a hefty boar! From the outside it probably looked quite original, we were not amused having flown, as if on wings, to the gate, we rushed to the camp before our wings, with a run overcame steps and only after I had shut it on the door key and turned on the light, decided to take a breather, expecting, nevertheless, any second to hear beyond the wall the evil grunting But instead close again heard the hated voice: – why are you guys closed? Come on open up, I chegoy show! The old stood on the other side of the window, which we forgot in the rush to close, and leaning on the sill, carefully looked at us, Not realizing what I was doing, I rushed to the window and with a Bang slammed his Bursting from the strong impact of the glass shards sprayed in all directions, the old woman recoiled and complained out of the darkness rasped: – Well, do not want to, after a moment, the door began to someone to break the Blows were such power that it seemed the door is about to fly off its hinges After a brief outbreak of rabies I was in a sort of stupor, stood like a statue in the middle of the room and could not move hand or foot In this state was St. Paul Only Oleg, to his credit, in this critical situation all of us are not confused – Where’s your cross? excitedly he shouted right in my ear I eyes showed it on the bedside table a long time ago, in question, all scouts without exception believed the atheists and the materialists, therefore, in order not to irritate the camp authorities, I am your dagger on the neck never wore, preferring to keep it in the nightstand, found the cross, Oleg gripped it in his fist, rushed to the door and turned the lock into a key, the Door flung wide open – was standing on the threshold, the order is already annoying us for this night of mystical old – Well, long overdue! – and she managed to say, as Oleg put it under the nose of my cross Face immediately got a terrible distorted face She recoiled from the cross, like a wild beast backs away from the burning embers her Body began to shake cramps, and then the old woman, like a whirligig, spinning on the spot and turned into a tornado! Whether it was vstrechny that we have seen recently, or the other – think about it I have not had the time, I instinctively grabbed the hair on the , which, motionless from fear, were ready to disperse in different directions Only after the magical tornado, swept in a wild dance along the paths of the camp, disappeared beyond the gate, we began to slowly come to fortunately, our night adventure and ended


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