Cats Robert was convinced that his…

Cats Robert was convinced that his cat was going to kill him After going to the toilet Mr. Cuddles throwing their waste products around, leaving a big gaping hole in the center of the tray Robert was sure that his beloved cat is practiced in the skill of the burial of the body Sometimes after a short evening of sleep on the couch Bob was awakened by a cat, humming loudly, rubbed paws his body at first glance it might seem a manifestation of and care, but Robert knew for sure, that is a tricky technique check its internal organs on the vulnerabilities most Likely, the cat will stop on the pancreas After that he could not sleep Here, day and , Rob lived in fear that Mr. Cuddles jump out of the darkness and gut him like any doctor, revealing the abdominal cavity of the patient, and will dig inside him He also thought that cats really don’t belong here, and comes to us from parallel worlds or from outer space, He believed, that there is a secret group of cat terrorists, whose goal is the overthrow of humanity by the fraudulent maneuvers in the form of fake emotion and enchanting mayani of Course, Bob could easily kill the cat if not for the fear of retribution that will fall upon him from that crazy sect of catheterrelated They could just break into his and set a huge weight mousetraps, which thought Robert they use to heighten the dramatic effect He was trying to scare a cat, inciting him to a staring contest, but unfortunately, always lost Mr. Cuddles never blinked Those damn cat eyes that were staring right at him as if passed through his flesh, getting to the core they Seemed to know everything about him like They laughed at him, Rob amphetamine in large quantities That not only allowed him to stay on his feet and resist the dark forces of evil, but also him knowledge about cats and their nefarious plot Like a higher power came to him and bestowed upon help And Bob was very grateful to this unknown powerful forces Often he them how could reparations for all that Usually the conversation proceeded as follows: — Oh Great Omnipotent God of all things, how can I repay you? — Take more pills — As you wish, o mighty Master! And as soon as Rob took a couple of pills, he then opened the knowledge: even if the cat is going to invade his personal space, the higher the forces will smear it into the cake — maybe the huge baseball bat anyway, once the higher power disappeared Disappeared Gone! Then Robert had an extremely hard He felt that it was the cats stole them with the help of some advanced technology besides by chance a little sooner this is over the pills it was bad Robert left the house and went down the street to his the dealer Jacob, as usual, standing in front of the high oak drug Dealer, passing the package looked closely at his regular customer and asked if everything was okay — All right, — said Robert — Well, you know, — Jacob said — your Eyes are like a cat with a mustache and something like turn into a cat Robert instantly turned and ran home He couldn’t find the Last mirror in the house Mr. Cuddles broke last week And while Rob was running around the house in search of a mirror, the cat kept pace with him, pursuing him with the shadow of a smirk on the face Finally, Bob found a piece of glass that from the broken mirror, “Yes, he thought, looking intently at him, and Is exactly the cat’s eye And it looks like I actually grew a mustache, I turn into a cat!” Suddenly the mirror was seen the appearance of Mr. Caddle he turned and cried the cat was right behind him and looked at him, as if to say “Ha, now you’re one of us!” Robert picked up the shard, he recently served as a mirror and cut his throat Mr Cuddles walked down the street until he came to a high tree, like the oak, where he was to wait for someone he was Soon joined by a black cat, They nodded to each other a couple of times and meowed, apparently agreeing, went his own way Mr. Cuddles was walking down the street in search of a new host, while the black cat looked around and, making sure the street was empty, he closed his eyes He to stretch in height, the hair disappeared the pupils in the eyes become round, his nose has acquired an elongated shape and a shortened moustache and deep inside His face resembled the recent drug dealer, whose body was found in the gutter a week ago, He pulled out a package of pills and grinned


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