Cat Boris a Couple of years ago Kate,…

cat Boris a Couple of years ago Katia, my sister, with her husband came to spend a vacation in Egypt Before them there was the overarching question — what to do with their pet cat, Boris (Yes, like the face of the company “Kitekat”) without thinking, my sister called me and asked me to shelter that fat furry Persian at no longer time the beast stayed with me, and once such a request, I agreed This ploskomordy furball I always liked though he sheds terribly Sister has promised to bring a cat somewhere in the middle of the week on Tuesday, two days after the call, the nurse brought me a Boris happy she did that was not very prudent, because I might not be home But she was lucky and she caught me when I just got home from the behavior of the sisters struck me as strange and even rude Dropped a cold “Hello”, she almost threw the poor kitty into my apartment, and then quickly said goodbye and left, I did not let go of one-liners and flat jokes about her rudeness, thinking that she must have something happened — maybe Boris blows her favorite dress or she had a fight with Oleg (her husband) About cat food and the tray she apparently forgot I didn’t tell her about it when she came in, and to call her later when she calms down after Supper, I down to watch TV, but was distracted from this activity my guest Boris was joking around with me was mortal and mewed, begging me to play with him, Odd behavior for a cat with a lazy phlegmatic temperament (Yes, among our four-legged friends also have a choleric and phlegmatic) Pulling the lace of winter boots (that will not go for the cat!), I to wave it in front of Boris that, however, did not show any interest in lace, and all the time reaching for my hand I decided that he was eager to be stroked, and had his fingers in his furry skin To the touch, it seemed to me quite strange I was stroking him for almost a year, but remembered well his long soft hair, but now they were tough and fatty, and the skin underneath seemed too cold and rough after a few minutes of stroking the animal to run amok the cat mewed loudly and tried to bite me and I decided that he just wants to play, and without fear of cat scratch, was to provoke the cat But then the cat was completely wild, jumped on my hand as a deadly enemy, scratched her and sunk his teeth into his forearm, I shouted, like I was stabbed a hundred knives cat, apparently frightened by this cry, jumped into a corner, and I ran to the bath to treat the hand of Blood was quite a lot, and scratches was unusually deep, I even jokingly thought it was a cat — a new development of the Russian army, accidentally hit my sister When I Sabitova almost all forearm, returned to the room, Boris sat in the corner with a guilty look, Yes, almost like a cat in the second “Shrek” On this creation could not long be angry, and soon I was stroking it again Now the cat behaved gently, quietly purred and didn’t even try to start a new massacre, However there was still one unsolved problem, the cat was without food and toilet What food he prefers, I didn’t know to remove cat surprises from every angle I wanted, so I finally decided to call my sister on the phone, he heard a calm , and I realized that the sister no longer angry that she can safely speak I asked what to feed their cat, and when they put it down the toilet, at first, that Kate reached out a puzzled, “uh-uh…” — and then said that’ll bring the food and the tray with a cat I into a light stupor, walked into the lounge, looked at Boris, who is sleeping peacefully on the couch, and he asked his sister, whether she hasn’t brought the cat to me Such a stupid question, of course, made her doubt my mental abilities, then she said she’ll bring the cat and all his personal belongings tomorrow night, I long thought before to throw the intruder to the landing, the Animal kicked and squirmed until I was carrying him by the scruff at arm’s length, while the cat was making horrible meowing, crossing almost wheezing What was this furry hell, I don’t know the next day the nurse brought me the real Boris after Hearing my story, she was very surprised — if it did not consider me crazy or inept prankster However, the scratched hand was a weighty argument in favor of the truth of my story a few words about my poor limbs a few days Later I felt the pain in his hand and went to the doctor When the surgeon removed a thick makeshift bandage from my arm, I winced the whole hand under it was covered with large purulent blisters the Doctor, however, did not scruple and quietly opened them and cleaned it was Strange, in some of those nasty pimples were small green balls, the Surgeon was pretty surprised and said it will join his collection of obscure things out of the wounds I do these things reminded nothing like the eggs of some animal, and I shudder remembered about the cold rough skin of that bad cat With cats I now look very carefully you never know what may be seemingly harmless animal


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